Gaytanamo

Have you, as a gay man, always wanted to learn more about prisoner detainment at Guantanamo Bay and the Geneva Convention's stipulations on torture? But have you found yourself discouraged by the lack of explicit sexual content and/or Germans? Wait no more.

The Washington Blade reports that a porn company is releasing "Gaytanamo," the Battlestar Galactica of gay porn: "a bondage film paying nominal homage to the Guantanamo Bay detainment camp." In the film, directed by Matthias Von Fistenburg, a German tourist finds himself abducted by "Violator" and sent to a mysterious detainment facility where, presumably, he is stripped, interrogated, chained up, punched, kicked, shocked with electricity, drowned in water, starved, force-fed rotten food, deprived of sleep, made to walk on barbed wire, forcibly injected with drugs, kept in uncomfortable positions for days on end, confined in a room with alternating extreme heat and cold temperatures, and, finally, beaten to the point of brain damage and/or severe psychological distress.

Porn hasn't displayed this much political subtlety since Rocco Invades Poland.